my subconscious is a bad movie writer

At least it would seem that way from my dreams.

This morning, I dreamt about this girl who used to play soccer but is now a kicker for a professional football team. Of course she is blond and perfect looking. I tell her that she can't handle competition, and is only good when there isn't any pressure and she storms away in a huff. Later, her sister hold her down in a bath tub, I think raping her with something, as part of an initiation.

Why can't I have normal dreams about showing up to work naked? lol