instead of build-a-bear...

build-a-job!

I looked at the places I found in Portland Monthly to see what job openings they had, and I didn't find any open positions I'm a match for.

But. One of the companies has on their job opening page a letter from the head of the company, that he's been known to make up new jobs if people don't fit what is posted but he likes their skill sets. So I'm going to email him, send him my resume, and sell myself as a generalist extraordinaire, who can do all kinds of things they probably haven't even thought they have a need for (internal communications, marketing, pr, sales presentations, hiring, project management, etc). And...there can't be any competition for it! This will be a fun challenge. :)